Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
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I signed up for text message updates from Fox Sports Arizona about a year ago. They send out texts everyday. Everyday I get excited that someone is texting me then I get sad when I see it’s just from a cable sports channel.





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“I wish the United States Geological Survey was called the United Geological Geological Survey because the initials would be UGGS instead of USGS and maybe then girls would think that cartography is cool.”

- A cartographer who wants to have sex with a girl he saw at the mall eighteen days ago

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